Sabtu, 31 Januari 2009

HuMoR

House wife: What can I do to stop my husband talking about his wife?
Counselor : Start talking about your next husband.

Moon : Dura, I saw a murder yesterday.
Dura : Who’s the murderer?
Moon : Malik Noor.He kill the mosquitoes.

Waitress : Hello, sir ! May I have take your order, please..
Zahari : Yes. Give me ABC please.
Waitress : And you sir?
Hamdan : err…DEFGHIJKL…okey.

Wani :Swimming is the best exercise. It’s keeping you slim and good for the figure.
Mimie : But, why ducks are short and fat?

MAY YOU BE HAPPY~ LAUGH AND THE WHOLE WORLD LAUGH WITH YOU.
CRY AND YOU CRY ALONE

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